"I have long argued that the giving of offence, and even hate speech, should be a moral matter but not a matter for the criminal law. That is as true on the football pitch as on the streets. We should always challenge racism. We should also always challenge attacks on liberties in the guise of faux antiracism." Kenan Malik

Chloe Smith MP

Norwich’s Clueless Chloe On Newsnight….

Very painful…brace yourselves…6mins 11 in…


Is #ChloeSmithMP Taking The Piss?


"We've discovered rubbing these chocolates all over your skin then seven pairs of thermals will work wonders. Just don't eat the chocs..they're fattening."

Well, you judge for yourselves!

Ms.Smith has been up at Asda on the Norwich ring road today launching her new Warm Up For Winter campaign, which offers advice to people on how best to fight off the cold in the coming months and ‘potentially save lives’.

Obviously she regards the days ‘campaigning’ as a bit of a blinder…

“It was really successful, and a lot of people were extremely interested in the information we had available and I was glad they found it helpful.

It was also positive to work alongside the council and have Age UK provide literature.

No one should face the choice between food and fuel. Too many of the elderly and vulnerable in our community suffer in the cold weather. This winter, it does not have to be that way.

If you have any questions about the help available to the elderly or vulnerable during the winter, please do come and see me at the surgery. I will have information on the financial assistance available as well as lots of practical and simple tips for keeping warm.”

Now we’re sure many of you will want to take her up on her piss-taking offer and get her to explain how exactly Tory cuts will reduce the annual mortality rate of elderly people who die of cold and lack of food during winter. This currently stands at around 25,000 people in the UK so we’re really interested in what this advice she’s offering could possibly be! Fifty push ups in the garden or chucking another family photo album on the hearth perhaps?

Here’s a tip …Jog on Chloe! (Now there’s an idea…)

Her next surgery will be at St George’s Church on Sprowston Road on December 4 at 11.30am.

See you there! 


Clueless Chloe On Tour

Pop down and tell her what you think of her cuts….